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Abby stared at the collection of photographs on the screen. He shouldn't do it, he really shouldn't - he'd told himself that he'd give it a rest, but it was oh, so very tempting...

Years of study, a newly published paper, thousands upon thousands of words sunk into their premise, and the smug gentleman in question was just so damned pleased with his own brilliance at figuring out what the artifact was.

Oh, it was simply too much. "I can resist everything except temptation," the ancient vampire murmured to himself as he typed out, Interesting conclusion, personally I would have considered how much the protrusion on the lower left resembles a handle, and made sure to rule out a flint-knapping tool - a simple slip of the hand whilst being used in a sunny meadow would explain the traces of both pollen and blood. I must admit, I was surprised to find you hadn't explored that avenue of research, and then clicked 'send'. A few seconds later it popped up on the archaeology forum: a droplet of blood in shark infested waters.

Satisfied, he sat back in his chair and contemplated the important question: did he have time to put the kettle on before the academic feeding frenzy commenced?

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