100 words of A+ Parenting
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strange_natures“Come on,” Nev said, nudging Elfie. “Remember what mum always said?”
"Kick ‘em in the crotch, our kid?"
“Um, no...”
“The best way to a man’s heart is to go under the rib-cage, not through?”
“...Not that one either.”
“Violence is never the answer, but it’s a fun place to start the questions?”
“No.”
“Ladies don’t start fights, they fucking finish them?”
“Still no.”
"It's always the red wire, unless it's the green one?"
"No."
“Oh, I know: few problems can’t be fixed with tea, murder, or a little creative arson.”
He blinked. “Gods, I miss her.”
"Yeah, me too."
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https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/393474.html?thread=2316927490#cmt2316927490
"Kick ‘em in the crotch, our kid?"
“Um, no...”
“The best way to a man’s heart is to go under the rib-cage, not through?”
“...Not that one either.”
“Violence is never the answer, but it’s a fun place to start the questions?”
“No.”
“Ladies don’t start fights, they fucking finish them?”
“Still no.”
"It's always the red wire, unless it's the green one?"
"No."
“Oh, I know: few problems can’t be fixed with tea, murder, or a little creative arson.”
He blinked. “Gods, I miss her.”
"Yeah, me too."
*
https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/393474.html?thread=2316927490#cmt2316927490
